|"Back To School": As Isaac and Marcus tease Jonah for the sex tape he inadvertently made with Amy, Garrett is happy with Jonah's new nickname "J-Bone." As Jeff appeals to him and Cheyenne why Mateo is angry at him, Garrett points out that Jeff had Myrtle fired to get a corporate job. As Jeff asks what he can do to make the staff love him again, Garrett and Cheyenne say the staff never loved him. He makes sarcastic comments as the staff try to guess what Jeff's surprise is. At the harassment meeting, he won't high-5 Marcus when everyone learns Jonah had an orgasm during the sex incident with Amy.
"Baby Shower": In the Break Room, Glenn shows Garrett and Cheyenne photos from the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" shoot which confuses them. In the Warehouse, Dina is dressed scantily as Mateo takes photos for her Christmas card. Garrett interrupts and can't stop staring at Dina. At Amy's and Jerusha's baby shower, as Jonah and Garrett comment on the food, Bo congratulates Jonah and believes that Jonah got Amy "double pregnant" since he saw the tape of them having pregnant sex. After Mateo leaves the shoot with Dina to get a memory card, he gets distracted by the stripper at the shower and doesn't listen to Garrett when he asks how the shoot is going. To Amy's delight, Glenn gives her the baby car seat she's wanted. As she hugs Glenn, she gives Jonah the thumbs up and he smiles back. Garrett notices and asks Jonah how long he and Amy have been dating. Jonah stammers a denial but finally admits it.
"Toxic Work Environment: In the store, Cheyenne points out that it makes no sense for Amy and Jonah to be carpooling since they live so far apart. As Garrett starts to meddle, Amy distracts Cheyenne by suggesting she organize a store carpool. Garrett finds Amy and Jonah's efforts to hide that they are dating boring and transparent. He's among the staff as Glenn presents the Golden Vest to Kelly. In the Break Room, Cheyenne shows Garrett that's she's worked out the compatibility of certain staff to pool together but he points out that many of the staff she's matched up don't work the same shifts. He's at the toxic workplace meeting where he mimics Kelly and supports a coin toss to decide if Sandra or Carol should get Jerry. As Cheyenne presents her comprehensive carpool plan, Garrett is among the staff who don't want to carpool.
"Costume Competition": Dressed a Clark Kent / Superman, Garrett listens to Glenn announce a costume contest. As Jonah tries to get Garrett interested in his costume, he points out that a Halloween novelty song has been playing over the store's P.A. system constantly. Garrett indicates he's able to block annoying things out and does so to Jonah which offends him. Later, Garrett rebukes Jonah for pointing out the novelty Halloween song which has started to drive him crazy. Garrett hears the novelty song while with a customer which causes him to exclaim and brings a concerned Dina over. On the phone with corporate in Glenn's Office, Garrett tries to get them to stop playing the novelty song so much. Trying to transfer him, he explodes that he's been transferred many times. He's put on hold and the novelty song plays on the phone speaker. Not participating in the contest, Glenn sees Garrett making a mess of a pile of sweaters, looking for thick ones to block the store's speakers. Panicking because of an automatic cart collector, Glenn asks if robots are now sentient and Garrett's reply sends him fleeing. To stop any music from playing, Garrett makes deranged announcements on the store's P.A.
"Delivery Day": As Glenn and Dina leave for the hospital to induce labor, Glenn insists no one call him unless it's an emergency so Garrett appeals to Glenn's feelings. Mateo brings congratulation cards for Garrett to sign. After Mateo calls a joke he's written "cute", Garrett asks for the cards back and ponders writing funnier jokes. Justine asks Garrett for the cards and puts pressure on him to write something hilarious. Garrett tries out a baby card joke on a customer, which to his frustration, the customer only finds cute. In the Break Room, Garrett tries getting the staff to come up with a baby card message from everyone and makes the excuse that the individual messages were offensive. Sayid suggests a benign message which Justine doesn't agree with because she says she's sleeping with a lot of the staff. Earl suggests writing something funny and starts laughing which causes the staff to join in but frustrates Garrett. After Amy has her baby boy, Garrett wheels past Amy's hospital room, flings in a card and swears while Mateo tries to excuse Garrett's behaviour.
"Maternity Leave": A woman, Kimmer, approaches Garrett and Jonah asking for directions to Glenn's Office for an interview for seasonal work. Not wearing any shoes and overly spiritual, as she wanders away they're miffed that Glenn is probably going to hire her. Seeing Kimmer has been hired and is punching a box, Garrett and Jonah manipulate Glenn into allowing them to conduct the interviews for the last seasonal hire position. While preparing for the interviews, Amy walks by and they comment on her disheveled state. The interviews start with Penny who is extremely energetic and demonstrative. She tells them that she has another job offer but turned off by her, they pass. The interviews continue with a man who can't decide where to sit, an unintelligent man, a glib man, a woman with a nose bleed, a vaper, a man with a swastika tattoo and a man with an offensive t-shirt. At Coffee & Bakery, Jonah and Garrett review the bad candidates and regret not hiring Penny. Even though Penny has accepted her other job offer, Garrett and Jonah convince her to work at the store which they say is like a family. They immediately regret hiring Penny as she goofily sings and dances while working, which embarrasses them when Glenn sees her. While doing go-backs, Penny makes train noises which Garrett finds annoying. A young man, Lonnie, asks if he can apply for a position but being all taken, he's turned away. Acting polite and honest, Garrett and Jonah want to hire him, especially as Penny passes by mimicking a robot. Garrett and Jonah fire Penny who has a hard time accepting it and won't let go of her work vest. In the store, Garrett and Jonah praise Lonnie's work ethic to which he jokes back in a self-deprecating manner. Excusing himself to use the bathroom, Garrett and Jonah congratulate themselves on putting the work in and finding a good employee. However, they then see Lonnie peeing on the floor in the middle of the store.
"New Initiative": At the store front, Glenn and Dina explain a new Cloud 9 policy to the staff which is making small talk with customers. Garrett asks inane questions on the policy which confuses Glenn. After Dina tells a customer about an accident her cousin had deep-frying a turkey, she and Garrett argue about who can control their facial expressions the best. They end up betting who can smile the longest and break into forced grins. Wearing his forced grin, Garrett deals with a customer who has been fired and is going through a divorce. The customer interprets Garrett's smile as being uncaring and walks away angry. He then has to deal with a woman whose dog died. Garrett's ex-girlfriend Tiffany visits him with a young boy. She surprises him by saying the boy is his son but when he sees Dina lurking, he realizes it's a ruse to make him stop smiling. Confronting Dina in the Break Room, he can't believe the lengths she'll go to win a bet. They begin to say hurtful things to each other such as Dina's birds will all die and that Garrett is bad at sex. Dina and Garrett continue to insult each other in order to win their bet. The barbs include Garrett's disability and that he'll die alone and; Dina's sister being prettier than her and that her father abandoned her at a gas station. Garrett wonders why they're continuing the bet to which Dina replies that it's fun.
"Managers' Conference": Glenn assigns Garrett to the gift-wrapping station where Dina discovers that he doesn't know how to wrap presents. Dina tries helping Garrett wrap a present but she's just an inept as he is. Getting better at wrapping presents, Garrett makes fun of a customer who looks like Santa Claus who insults Garrett. Dina and Garrett finally wrap a present correctly but they're so happy with it, they refuse to give the item to the customer they wrapped it for.
"Shadowing Glenn": Glenn has Amy stand in the store blindfolded to "feel the rhythms of the store." Garrett startles her and as she explains her situation, he rolls away and a customer starts talking with her before she crashes into a bicycle display. Garrett, Jonah and Justine name several career choices to Dina but she turns down all of them. After Amy orders too many ice pops, in the Warehouse, she asks for help hiding them. Amy intends to quickly sell them which Garrett sarcastically points out will be easy to do when it's freezing out. In the parking lot, Marcus shows Garrett that he's "hidden" the ice pop boxes in various places such as stuffing them into the cart return area and by creating box snowmen.
"Cloud 9 Academy": Glenn asks Garrett and Dina to watch his baby daughter Rose for a little bit while he baby-proofs his office. Dina refuses, even though she's Rose's surrogate mother, so Glenn forces Garrett to. Seeing that the extent of Garrett's care for Rose is putting her in a shopping cart, Dina takes Rose who begins to cry. Dina creates a play area for Rose which results in a customer leaving his baby there, thinking the store is offering child care. Parents keep dropping their kids off at the play area despite Garrett protesting they aren't providing daycare. The play area is full of kids and out of control. Rose starts crying and Garrett has to convince Dina to breast feed her. At the play area, Dina sings Rose to sleep and Garrett teases her that she likes Rose. Glenn arrives and after thanking them, mistakenly takes the wrong baby.
"Steps Challenge": Garrett is in the Break Room as Glenn announces the steps challenge but isn't enthused about it. Dina's attempt to motivate Garrett results in him rolling backwards, reducing his step count. Watching the challenge scoreboard, where seemingly the Bel-Ridge store sends messages critisizing store 1217 and Glenn (but it's Amy sending the messages), Sandra rallies the staff to compete. Glenn starts his own cheer but tumbles off his scooter, prompting Garrett to stop Joseph from helping him up. While writing an email to Doug, the manager of the Bel-Ridge store, Glenn is manipulated by Garrett into writing one that makes it appear Glenn is interested in Doug. As a customer tries to return a blender to Garrett, Marcus and Sayid turn on him when they discover he bought the blender at the Bel-Ridge store. When the Break Room is trashed by Bel-Ridge and staff want to get them back, Garrett encourages retribution.
"Blizzard": Garrett makes several announcements about the snowstorm and when with the staff trying to leave the store, says that he can't get an Uber due to surge pricing. As the staff sit in a circle and Cheyenne proposes doing a Ouija board, Garrett doesn't want to ask he doesn't want to talk to Sal. Stuck in the store overnight, Garrett is disappointed when snow blocks the exit and the staff can't leave. With only two choices of videos to watch, Garrett can't get the staff or a customer to agree on which one to pick. Really bored, nerves get frayed and Garrett critisize Jonah's mannerisms. As Amy and Mateo's fight, Garrett tells Isaac to stop calling him "brother" and Mateo tells Garrett that he smells. A customer walks in the front door and free at last, Garrett rolls outside without a coat.
"Lovebirds": After Dina brings her birds to work, Garrett makes an announcement over the P.A. about St. Valentine. In the Break Room, Garrett reaches through the bird cages with a grabber stick to buy a bag of chips from a vending machine while Jonah watches. Carefully bringing the bag to the front of the cage, Garrett opens the door and while reaching in, the birds escape into the store. Customers and staff panic, Sandra tries to stop the birds but they fly out the front door while Dina runs after them screaming. In the parking lot, as Dina calls after her birds in vain, Jonah tells Amy that Garrett let the birds out by mistake. Jonah finds Garrett feeling guilty about the bird's escape and is distressed when he learns Jonah told Amy the truth. Amy tries to guilt Garrett into admitting his mistake to Dina. Jonah arrives and Garrett figures out that he told Amy the truth. Seeing Dina take down the bird cages, Garrett tries to tell her the truth but when she suggests they might have flown to her apartment, he offers to go there with her. At Dina's, the birds haven't arrived and as Garrett calls for them out the window, Dina stops him. He tries to tell her the truth but touched that he seems to care a lot about her predicament, she plies him for sex which he reluctantly agrees to. Post-coitus, Dina happily munches on a sandwich while Garrett sits in a daze, still racked with guilt. At Coffee & Bakery, Garrett tells Amy and Jonah what happened at Dina's. As Jonah takes Amy's position that Garrett needs to tell Dina the truth, Amy insists that Garrett should never tell her. Amy leaves and Jonah tells Garrett that they professed their love for each other for the first time.
"Minor Crimes": Laurie arrives in the store and catches Cheyenne and Garrett watching a video on their phone. She rebukes them and makes them put their phones away in their lockers. Cheyenne and Garrett put their phones away and immediately go through separation difficulties. Suffering without their phones, Garrett can't remember the name of an actor and his frustration is worsened as Cheyenne suggests actors who are slightly connected with descriptions Garrett gives. At customer service, Garrett tries to get two customers to look up the actor he can't remember on their phones but instead, they give inane answers to the clues he provides. Garrett suddenly remembers the name of the actor he's been trying to remember who Cheyenne doesn't know. He's startled when Glenn drives his car through the store.
"Salary": During Amy's first day as manager, Glenn asks Justine, Marcus and Garrett what he should work on. Telling him to clean up a disgusting mess, he leaves cheerfully which Garrett can't believe. Garrett tries to make Glenn see being a floor worker is a bad job to which Glenn counters there are no bad jobs if one's attitude is great. Amy mistakenly gives her employment contract to Myrtle to give to Garrett to read on the P.A. which he does. He later defends his actions to Amy. At Coffee & Bakery, Glenn makes light of getting mayo on his shirt while cleaning up. While Justine laughs, Garrett tries to make Glenn angry by pointing out all the money he's losing by not being manager anymore. Glenn doesn't care and his continued quips frustrate Garrett. Happily, Glenn relates a disgusting clean-up job to Garrett who insists that working in the store is horrible and Glenn will never convince him otherwise.
"Easter": Glenn asks who'd like to come to his church's Passion play and singles out Cheyenne and Garrett who make excuses. Glenn tries role-playing his part with Garrett who uses it as an opportunity to make fun of him. In the Surveillance Office, watching a monitor, Jonah listens to Garrett compliment his shirt. He's pleasantly surprised as Garrett never says nice things about him. While making Easter baskets, Jonah tries to get Garrett to compliment his shirt to his face but Garrett is ambivalent. Jonah pays Garrett several compliments, hoping to get one in return, but is disappointed. Jonah interrupts Garrett helping two customers and yells at him for not paying him a compliment to his face. After shouting several nice things about Garrett, he leaves in a huff. Garrett tells the customers that Jonah is his best friend.
"Quinceañera": At Emma's quinceañera, Dina's tight, low-cut dress results in a number of teenage boys staring at her breasts which makes Garrett question her wardrobe selection for the occasion. Garrett catches teenager Shane staring at Dina's breasts again and rebukes him. When Shane learns Garrett dated Dina, he asks several questions about her breasts which gets Garrett describing them in detail and finally offering to draw them. Garrett draws Dina's breasts for Shane while describing them. Shane's mother scolds Garrett and gives him the drawing of Dina's breasts which Dina recognizes as hers. She teases Garrett about being infatuated with her which he denies. Garrett's continued denials to Dina that he's obsessed with her results in Dina asking Shane to dance and openly trying to provoke jealousy in Garrett. Dina dances with Shane in a goofy, provocative manner, unsuccessfully trying to make Garrett jealous.
"Cloud Green": Jonah is disappointed to see fake names on a sign-up sheet for Earth Day activities which leads Garrett to kid him that he's the Bono of the store and point it out to Heather. Protesting that he's not, Garrett continues to kid him. Garrett tricks Jonah into wearing a pair of sunglasses that resemble Bono's while Cheyenne takes Jonah's green ambassador button and says she doesn't need his help. Garrett believes Jonah misses being in charge and compares him to Bono again. Jonah starts his own environmental group and when Garrett comes by, he guesses Jonah started the group to be in charge. Denying this, Marcus offers to be leader which Jonah quickly shoots down.
"Scanners": Trying out the new scanners, Cheyenne, Garrett and Jonah are amazed at their range and accuracy in identifying products. In the Warehouse, the staff divide into two teams, "Team Soup" led by Jonah and "Team Yogurt" led by Garrett. Putting a UPC sticker for their team's product on their vest, they plan a duel in the store to see which team can scan the other team "out." Hiding in a dress rack, Carol knocks out a "Yogurt" team member. Mateo suggests to Garrett and Cheyenne that he go into the store's tunnels to get behind Carol. Seeing Garrett trying to shoot him with a scanner, Jonah hugs Amy and picks her up, covering his UPC sticker. Over the P.A., Garrett unsuccessfully tries to lure Jonah to a department so he can shoot him while Heather and Riley listen. As Glenn and Jonah are helping a customer, they hear Cheyenne scream. Running over, she cries she's been bitten on the ankle. Garrett rolls out from behind a display and shoots them both. However, Jonah reveals his UPC sticker is for yogurt, which eliminates a person from Garrett's team. The four argue about which team won.
"CLOUD9FAIL": Garrett points out a tweet of a Cloud 9 store with a cart full of unpackaged meat which Sandra shows is in their store. Trying to think of ways to make extra money, Cheyenne, Garrett and Mateo decide to sell some of their possession in the store. Garrett brings in some of his valuable, vintage sneakers. A customer shows interest in a pair of Garrett's vintage sneakers but when Garrett discovers the customer wants to wear them, he asks him to leave. Garrett finds a customer who cares about vintage sneakers as much as he does, but can't bring himself to sell a pair. Dina tells Garrett that she discovered he was responsible for letting her birds escape. Cheerfully reminding him that he didn't admit it and had sex with her just after, Garrett apologizes. Saying not to worry about it, she says she has something to show him. Outside at the loading dock, Dina has set fire to all of Garrett's sneakers. As he watches in grief, Dina whispers that she will never forgive him.
"Sandra's Fight": Cheyenne, Glenn and Mateo scold Garrett for not revealing to Dina that he was responsible for releasing her birds and, sleeping with her afterwards. Trying to show he's a good guy, Garrett brings Myrtle her shawl. However, Glenn doesn't see Garrett's gesture so Garrett tries to take the shawl back which Glenn interprets as Garrett being mean. He attends the union meeting with Robin Green. While stocking shelves, Garrett asks Glenn about Rose, bringing a threat from Glenn for Garrett to stay away from her. Garrett is able to convince Glenn that he does good things in secret while Glenn lies about anonymously donating a kidney, which he calls Jerusha about.
"Employee Appreciation Day": After Garrett makes an announcement on the P.A., Amy and Jonah watch the staff get ice cream. After ICE agents arrive at the store, Garrett makes a P.A. announcement about ICE while the agents watch. Having reviewed the payroll records, at customer service, Agent Robson tells Amy, Garrett and Jonah they're looking for Mateo. Lying that they don't know him, Robson notices a picture of Mateo on the wall. Amy leaves while Garrett and Jonah still claim ignorance. Outside the store, Garrett, the staff and customers watch as Mateo is driven away by ICE.