|Glenn's Cars meet with various misadventures and is a running gag on the show. Its first appearance is in the Season One episode "Shots and Salsa".|
|"Shots and Salsa"|
|Featuring: Amy, Dina, Carmen and Glenn
After Carmen twists her ankle in a struggle with Amy at a salsa sampling booth, Glenn puts Carmen into his SUV to drive her to the hospital. He mentions he's an Uber driver in his spare time. The SUV has many Christian stickers and is a Chrysler Pacifica.
|Featuring: Amy, Cheyenne and Glenn
When locked in the store for the evening, Amy, Cheyenne and Glenn flag down a stranger who they ask via written signs to get into Glenn's car for a key card to open the store. The man steals Glenn's SUV.
|Featuring: Dina and Glenn
In order to break the strike, Dina brings a pressure washer to the parking lot. She loses control of it and breaks the windows on Glenn's new car (Volvo S80) and fills the car with water.
While trying to change the light bulbs in the parking lot, Mateo drops a ladder on Glenn's car smashing several windows.
|Featuring: Garrett and Glenn
After a tornado hits Cloud 9 Store 1217 and destroys it, Glenn and Garrett find that a sign from a taco restaurant has destroyed Glenn's car.
|Featuring: Mateo and Glenn
Glenn takes Mateo to lunch but reveals that they will be stopping at the business of a customer who Mateo made up in order to get rewards card enrolment money.
|Featuring: Glenn, Marcus, Myrtle, Roger
Glenn, Marcus and Roger watch as Myrtle fulfils a lifelong dream driving a delivery truck but she crashes it into the side of Glenn's SUV (Volvo XC90).
Glenn is seen driving home with the automatic cart collector following him. He calls Jerusha and instructs her to be waiting for him at home with a go-bag and a shotgun to flee.
|Featuring: Glenn and Mateo
Glenn retrieves a scooter from his car to help with his sprained ankle but can't push it up an incline.
|Featuring: Glenn, Jonah and Mateo
In order to use up a maintenance fund Glenn accidentally embezzled, he drives his car through the store.
|Cloud 9 Store #1217 Items|
|Amy's name tag • Delivery Truck • Glenn's monkey puppet • Glenn's tie • Signs • Stratus • SuperCloud|
|Glenn's Cars • Goofs|