|"Back To School": Returning from suspension, Isaac introduces Noam to Jonah, calls him "J-Bone" and tells Noam to see Jonah for sexual advice. Marcus asks how sex with Amy was and goads Jonah into admitting it was good which results in them dancing lewdly. Amy asks Jonah if the staff are bugging him about the sex tape which he says is happening non-stop. Amy believes she's being discriminated against, is jealous Jonah has a crude nickname and suggests one for herself which she regrets. After a misunderstanding between Amy and Noam, Dina calls a sexual harassment meeting. After it's cleared up that Amy and Noam didn't have sex, Carol asks if it was illegal when Amy forced Jonah to have sex with her but Jonah insists it wasn't forced. Cheyenne and Mateo make Jonah uncomfortable by asking if sex with a pregnant woman was weird. In the parking lot, Jonah meets Amy at her car, kisses her and they make plans to have dinner.
"Baby Shower": In the Stock Room, Amy is planning to take returned baby items until Jonah interrupts and points out she's stealing. They examine a high chair under a black light and finding multiple stains, it dissuades Amy from taking the returned items. Jonah proposes that he sign Amy up for the store's baby shower registry. Amy hates baby showers but when Jonah points out she doesn't have to have one to get 20% off everything on the registry and a free pack of diapers, Amy reluctantly agrees. Cheyenne and Sandra discover Amy is on the baby shower registry and her shower is that day. Angry they weren't invited, they confront her. Jonah tries to explain there is no shower but is cut off. Jonah convinces Amy to have a small shower in the Break Room. At Coffee & Bakery, Jonah orders a cake and is met by Glenn who's heard about the shower. He mentions how much Jerusha would love one and takes Jonah's reply to mean Amy's shower will be for Jerusha too. Glenn starts to plan a full blown shower. At the shower, as Jonah and Garrett comment on the food, Bo congratulates Jonah and believes that Jonah got Amy "double pregnant" since he saw the tape of them having pregnant sex. During the baby shower games, Jonah has a hard time wrapping Amy in toilet paper and and Amy tastes baby food but Jonah discovers it's gone bad. A stripper Bo bought for Cheyenne dances for Jonah which makes him uncomfortable and is some payback for Amy. Garrett asks Jonah how long he and Amy have been dating. Jonah stammers a denial but finally admits it.
"Toxic Work Environment": In the parking lot, Amy and Jonah arrive at work in Amy's car and as they argue who should go in the store first, Dina catches them. As Amy and Jonah wonder if others can tell they are dating, they see Justine eavesdropping so they start mock fighting. Seeing another opportunity to deflect suspicion they are dating, Amy and Jonah argue in Produce in front of Don, Joanna and Roger. In the Warehouse, Amy and Jonah stage a bigger fight, including mock violence, so that Heather, Janet, Gabbie and Ted can hear them, but not see them. Staging another mock fight, Dina intervenes and confronts Jonah over Amy's protests. Glenn gathers the staff for a toxic workplace talk in the Break Room and when he asks what could cause this, Amy and Jonah play up their mock dislike. Glenn has Kelly and Jonah role play as each other to demonstrate empathy. Kelly expresses her desire to leave the store but when Jonah speaks, Dina interrupts and makes an impression of Kelly's high voice. In the store, Jonah apologizes to Kelly for being a bad boyfriend. Frustrated that Glenn won't sign her transfer payments, she makes an impression of him. In order to make Kelly happy, Jonah manipulates Glenn into believing that she is the cause of the troubles with the store's culture. In the parking lot, Amy and Jonah continue mock arguing but once Jonah points out no one can hear them, Amy finds it hard to stop being combative with him.
"Costume Competition": As Glenn announces that a costume competition for a paid vacation day will be held, Jonah asks Sandra what her costume is. Wanting to win the paid day off, Amy changes into a Mario costume which she shows Jonah. He tries to get validation for his intelligent costume which Amy doesn't care about. As Jonah tries to get Garrett interested in his costume, he points out that a Halloween novelty song has been playing over the store's P.A. system constantly. Garrett indicates he's able to block annoying things out and does so to Jonah which offends him. Later, Garrett rebukes Jonah for pointing out the novelty Halloween song which has started to drive him crazy. In the parking lot, Glenn frantically runs around with the cart collector following him. Calling Jonah to witness, he puts the bag with the fob down beside the collector, runs back and forth and is confused when it doesn't follow him. At the store entrance, Jonah brings Glenn his bag with the fob which he forgot in the parking lot. As Glenn walks into the store, the collector follows him inside. As the staff argue about what constitutes a culturally sensitive costume, Jonah can't explain what does and he turns to Janet for help which she declines. At the contest, Jonah takes the votes and talks about gerrymandering. Leaving for the evening, Amy finds out from Jonah that Cheyenne actually won the competition as one of her boobs fell out of her costume. However, Jonah rigged the results so Amy would win, which he points out is ironic given that his costume is gerrymandering.
"Delivery Day": Amy and Dina are in the hospital to deliver their babies, Jonah's brought everything Amy needs and wonders if he should stay or leave. Amy wants him to stay, but not too close. Adam overhears Jonah when on the phone with Amy so she implies that he's one of many from work at the hospital. Amy hasn't told him that she and Jonah are involved. The hospital administrator, Lillian, informs Amy and Jonah that they don't take her insurance. They discover that Dina's is accepted because she's Cloud 9 management. Lillian tells them of a clinic that does accept their insurance. Amy and Jonah arrive at the Sunview clinic which is rundown and over-crowded. Amy's room is dilapidated and her elderly roommate is dead. Amy tries to make the best of her situation but Jonah's had enough and offers to pay to go back to Mercy Vale. When Amy refuses, he shows Amy her dead roommate again which convinces her to leave. Amy is thrilled to be back at Mercy Vale until Lillian visits and asks how they'll pay. They discover the total fees are much greater than they thought which results in them going back to Sunview. Jonah massages Amy while she looks at her dead roommate until the clinic's elderly doctor, Fogler, arrives. Uncomfortable with his age, it's made worse when Dr. Fogler seems forgetful. As Dr. Fogler starts the birthing process with Amy, his question as to Jonah's relationship with her starts them arguing. Amy is still discussing her relationship with Jonah as she's giving birth until Adam arrives. Amy gives birth to a boy and Jonah indicates Adam should cut the umbilical cord. As Amy cradles her baby boy with Adam beside her, Jonah excuses himself and Amy giving him a meaningful look.
"Maternity Leave": A woman, Kimmer, approaches Garrett and Jonah asking for directions to Glenn's Office for an interview for seasonal work. Not wearing any shoes and overly spiritual, as she wanders away they're miffed that Glenn is probably going to hire her. Seeing Kimmer has been hired and is punching a box, Garrett and Jonah manipulate Glenn into allowing them to conduct the interviews for the last seasonal hire position. While preparing for the interviews, Amy walks by and they comment on her disheveled state. The interviews start with Penny who is extremely energetic and demonstrative. She tells them that she has another job offer but turned off by her, they pass. The interviews continue with a man who can't decide where to sit, an unintelligent man, a glib man, a woman with a nose bleed, a vaper, a man with a swastika tattoo and a man with an offensive t-shirt. At Coffee & Bakery, Jonah and Garrett review the bad candidates and regret not hiring Penny. Even though Penny has accepted her other job offer, Garrett and Jonah convince her to work at the store which they say is like a family. They immediately regret hiring Penny as she goofily sings and dances while working, which embarrasses them when Glenn sees her. While doing go-backs, Penny makes train noises which Garrett finds annoying. A young man, Lonnie, asks if he can apply for a position but being all taken, he's turned away. Acting polite and honest, Garrett and Jonah want to hire him, especially as Penny passes by mimicking a robot. Garrett and Jonah fire Penny who has a hard time accepting it and won't let go of her work vest. After Amy screams at Glenn, she tells Jonah and, surprised that he listens patiently without telling her an inspiring story, she teases him and they laugh. Saying that he's never done anything as hard as Amy is doing, she finds it encouraging. In the store, Garrett and Jonah praise Lonnie's work ethic to which he jokes back in a self-deprecating manner. Excusing himself to use the bathroom, Garrett and Jonah congratulate themselves on putting the work in and finding a good employee. However, they then see Lonnie peeing on the floor in the middle of the store.
"New Initiative": Jonah gets in over his head while trying to help a customer with a drill and Glenn tries to convince a customer to buy a printer once she hears that an on-line company has same day delivery. Seeing Amy with the older couple, Jonah panics and tosses his store vest away. Jonah greets them and as Amy is confused how Jonah knows them, the couple, Richard and Marilyn Simms say he's their medical school son. Jonah introduces himself to Amy like he doesn't know her and gives her a pleading look. As Amy teases Jonah by asking how long he's been in medical school, he hustles his parents away. In private, Jonah explains to Amy how he began lying to his parents about being in medical school. Amy decides to take the opportunity to learn Jonah's embarrassing childhood events. With delight, Amy coaxes stories about Jonah from his parents while he tries to defend himself. Glenn catches Amy and Jonah with the Simms and as he starts treating Jonah like an employee, the Simms become confused. As Jonah tries to explain without revealing he works there, he lets slip that the Simms are his parents. As Glenn introduces himself and is about to say Jonah is an employee, Amy yells at Glenn and hits him in the face with a yam. In private, Amy explains Jonah's secret to Glenn. Jonah arrives and further explains that he didn't want to disappoint his parents that he was working at a retail store which concerns Glenn. Amy tries to deflect Glenn's concern by citing the Simms' unreasonable expectations of Jonah. As Jonah leaves the store with his parents, they run into Amy. To show her that their relationship isn't temporary, Jonah admits that he's been working at the store for three years. Marilyn starts to cry and when Richard finds out Jonah doesn't manage the store, he falls to his knees. In Glenn's Office, Glenn tries to fire Jonah, believing he's setting him free to pursue his dreams. Seeing what Glenn is doing, Jonah assures him that he's alright working at the store. At Coffee & Bakery, Jonah explains how his mother misunderstood that he was dating the famous actress. Vowing no more secrets except his relationship with Amy, they then both decide to tell the staff. Amy and Jonah are disappointed in the staff's response to their secret.
"Managers' Conference": Glenn offers tickets to a managers' conference to Amy and Jonah who initially aren't interested until they find out it's in Chicago and they get to stay together in a hotel. Later at the conference check-in, they're denied access as the tickets are non-transferable. Dejected that they can't get into the conference, their former district manager Jeff sees them and says he can get them in. Entering the conference room, Amy and Jonah are surprised at the opulence, food and amenities. Unable to leave the conference since Jeff is hovering at the door, Amy comments that all the managers there are selfish "d-bags" who don't care about their staff. Jonah disagrees and strikes up a conversation with Ted and Kent while affecting a southern accent. Amy is offered a free iPad and realizes that the staff in green shirts are all giving away free items. After getting an expensive coat, she and Jonah start drinking, get more swag and have fun at various booths. Jeff then joins them for a forced fun picture. Having drunk a lot, Amy and Jonah call two managers over to their table and start telling mean jokes about Cloud 9 workers. Amy jokes that a full-time worker could be replaced with two part-time workers to save on benefits. Liking the idea and calling a company lawyer over, Amy realizes she's gone too far and leaves. Amy comments on the low intelligence of the Cloud 9 managers so Jonah suggests that she become one.
"Shadowing Glenn": After Amy asks for Glenn's recommendation for her to enrol in the management training program, Jonah asks Dina why she isn't aspiring to be a manager. Claiming that Jonah humiliated her by questioning why she doesn't want to be a manager, Dina asks for Jonah's help in finding a new career. At Coffee & Bakery, Jonah asks Dina career aptitude questions but she provides obtuse answers. Garrett, Jonah and Justine name several career choices to Dina but she turns down all of them. Out of career choices for Dina, Jonah points out that he spent 200 grand on his education and he still doesn't know what he wants to do. When Dina learns Jonah owes the money in student loans and says he is going more into debt everyday, it depresses him. Jonah interrupts Cheyenne and Mateo's session with Glenn to ask him to lunch to discuss a raise. Unable to keep Glenn in his office, Cheyenne and Mateo follow him into the store where Justine is trying to sell ice pops by suggestively sucking on them. Hearing Cheyenne and Mateo plan their business, Jonah asks to join thinking he might be able to make some money. They confess that they just like to talk about various dreams and never intended to really start a business. They ask Jonah if he'd like to start a band with them but Jonah says he doesn't play an instrument. They have to re-iterate that they just like to make plans they don't intend to follow through on. Jonah agrees to join but after proposing a band name, they kick him out.
"Cloud 9 Academy": In the Break Room, Mateo complains about the difficulties of applying for asylum in the US, while Sayid points out applying to be a refugee is even harder. Looking at the application, Jonah suggests that becoming an outspoken critic of the Philippines president, Rodrigo Duterte, may help Mateo's application. After Mateo shows Jonah some memes he's posted on-line maligning Duterte, Jonah says he'll have to show his opposition in a stronger fashion, such as leading an activist group. Agreeing, Mateo recruits Marcus. Jonah and Mateo hand out flyers for the activist group and recruit Sandra to come to a meeting. At Coffee & Bakery, Jonah and Mateo have a meeting of the activist group which Marcus, Sandra and six customers attend. Suggestions such as a letter-writing campaign and a protest march are discussed. Mateo wants a rally in the parking lot which one of the activists says she can get a TV station to do a news story on. In the parking lot, a news reporter questions Mateo about his opposition to Duterte but scared, he gives neutral answers that Jonah supports. Marcus interrupts and speaking to the camera, identifies Mateo and says that Mateo is going to kill Duterte.
"Steps Challenge": In the Break Room, Glenn hands out SuperCloud Step Trackers and tells the staff that they're in competition with other regional Cloud 9 stores for the most combined steps by week end for a chance to win a visit from the regional VP. Watching a real-time scoreboard that tracks the steps of the competing stores, Amy realizes that a chance to talk to the VP would help with her management aspirations. Jonah tells Isaac that upping his steps per day will increase his lifespan which Isaac doesn't care about and shocks Jonah that he's under 30 years old, even though he looks much older. Seeing they are still in last place on the scoreboard, Jonah suggests that if they trash talk Colleen's store, Bel-Ridge, the backlash might motivate the staff to compete. The staff are gathered at the scoreboard to see messages from Bel-Ridge putting their store down which are actually sent by Amy. Everyone starts moving around the store in a frenzy, cheered on by Amy, Dina and Jonah. Concerned that his steps aren't being counted on his scooter, Jonah tries to give Glenn advice but this results in him going around in circles. Seeing that the store is in fifth place despite all their efforts, Amy and Dina agree that more drastic measures are required to push the staff. The next morning, staff find the store front has been vandalized and spray-painted, seemingly by Bel-Ridge. Jonah realizes that Amy and Dina are behind it but doesn't give them up. In private, Amy and Dina admit to Jonah they were behind the vandalism and dismiss his concerns they are taking things too far. A staff member, Walter, asks Jonah where the Break Room is and heads there followed by several staff with backpacks. As Jonah admits to Dina that he doesn't know who Walter is, they realize the staff are from Bel-Ridge. Running to the Break Room, they are joined by other staff and find it's been totally trashed.
"Blizzard": During a snowstorm, Jonah tries to help Amy convince Glenn to let the staff leave early. Relenting, the staff leave the store but the storm is so bad, Jonah says they should go back inside. As the staff gather in a circle in the store, Dina makes everyone tell how they lost their virginity. Jonah says he lost his to a French exchange student. Seeing Amy and Jonah settling in for the night on a mattress, Glenn is concerned that they aren't married and wedges a long pillow between them. In the morning, Amy and Jonah are greeted by Marcus who is wearing nothing from the waist down. At Coffee & Bakery, bored, Amy asks the most embarrassing way people hurt themselves which Jonah relates that he collapsed at the end of a marathon. Really bored, nerves get frayed and several staff critisize Jonah's mannerisms. Later, Jonah ties into Glenn's story-telling and when a customer, Terry, tries to join in the staff's criticisms of each other, Jonah tells him to shut up. The tension burst, the staff start drinking. Amy and Jonah play mini-golf on an improvised course while Amy playfully tries to goad Jonah into being tired of her.
"Lovebirds": In the Break Room, Garrett reaches through the bird cages with a grabber stick to buy a bag of chips from a vending machine while Jonah watches. Carefully bringing the bag to the front of the cage, Garrett opens the door and while reaching in, the birds escape into the store. Jonah tells Amy that Garrett let the birds out by mistake. Jonah finds Garrett feeling guilty about the bird's escape and is distressed when he learns Jonah told Amy the truth. Amy tries to guilt Garrett into admitting his mistake to Dina. Jonah arrives and Garrett figures out that he told Amy the truth. At Coffee & Bakery, Garrett tells Amy and Jonah what happened at Dina's. As Jonah takes Amy's position that Garrett needs to tell Dina the truth, Amy insists that Garrett should never tell her. Amy leaves and Jonah tells Garrett that they professed their love for each other for the first time.
"Minor Crimes": After Glenn steps down as manager, while helping Glenn clean out his office, Mateo finds a bag with $27,000 in cash. Glenn explains it's unused money from the store's maintenance fund which Jonah makes him realize he accidentally embezzled from Cloud 9. At the Warehouse loading dock, Jonah tries to calm Glenn while Mateo suggests Glenn spend the $27,000 on a coat. Jonah suggests that if they cause enough damage in the store, the cash can be used for it's intended purpose and Glenn won't technically have embezzled it. Mateo brings a shopping cart full of tools into the Warehouse where Jonah encourages Glenn to damage a wall. Glenn, Jonah and Mateo smash items in the Warehouse, dressing rooms and clog a toilet. Glenn tells Jonah and Mateo about the embezzled money that is left and resigns himself to being punished. When Jonah and Mateo suggest more damage that can be done to the store, Glenn rubs a wall affectionately and says no. In the parking lot, Jonah and Mateo console Glenn as he leaves for the day and gets into his car. He then drives his car through the store's entrance way causing huge damage which will use up the rest of the embezzled money.
"Salary": In Amy's office, Jonah unsuccessfully tries to get Amy excited about her promotion. Dina asks Amy for money to upgrade the store security system. Asking for Jonah's opinion, he advises waiting. When Amy accepts his advice, Dina glares at Jonah and sarcastically thanks him. Dina threatens to get Amy to break up with him if he doesn't keep his opinions to himself when she's asking Amy for something. Jonah won't give in and dares her to try and break him and Amy up. Jonah learns that Myrtle has been made her assistant. Dispatching Myrtle to give announcement to Garrett, Amy realizes Myrtle took her contract to Garrett. Dina tries to cause a problem between Amy and Jonah by saying him making less money than Amy is emasculating. Incredulous with Marcus' impoverished lifestyle despite the money he has been making, Jonah is interrupted by an attractive woman, Joelle, who cites an author Jonah likes and then offers to have sex with him. Confronting Dina that she paid Joelle to seduce and record Jonah having sex in order to give the recording to Amy. Jonah finds Amy discouraged over the events of the day. Saying she needs a drink, Jonah points out that she's the boss and they leave for one.
"Easter": In the store, Glenn has difficulty while practising his line with Cheyenne and Jonah for his small part in his church's Passion play. Cheyenne and Jonah get him to tap into something bad he did during his childhood. After Amy spies on the staff using monitors in the Surveillance Office, Amy speaks to Jonah about Mateo lying to her but he's more concerned that the Break Room camera has replaced a smoke detector. He isn't successful getting her to accept that staff always complain about the boss. She asks for details of what else the staff have said about her resulting in Jonah back-tracking. Amy and Jonah listen to the staff make fun of her while Amy takes notes on what she should change about herself. Saying she's going to drive herself nuts, Jonah stops and listens to Garrett compliment his shirt. While making Easter baskets, Jonah tries to get Garrett to compliment his shirt to his face but Garrett is ambivalent. In the Break Room, the staff discuss Amy's behaviour while Jonah nervously looks at the smoke detector and unsuccessfully tries to change the subject. Sayid realizes Jonah isn't comfortable with them making fun of Amy until Cheyenne says that Jonah made fun of her the previous week. The staff mock what Jonah said until he swears at them and Mateo catches Jonah looking at the smoke detector. Jonah pays Garrett several compliments, hoping to get one in return, but is disappointed. Jonah interrupts Garrett helping two customers and yells at him for not paying him a compliment to his face. After shouting several nice things about Garrett, he leaves in a huff. Garrett tells the customers that Jonah is his best friend.
"Quinceañera": Jonah shows Amy various gifts he's bought for Emma's quinceañera and wonders if he should attend. Believing Emma's never accepted him dating Amy and that attending might make the event awkward, Amy convinces him to go. Jonah greets Emma and they are approached by a photographer who mistakes Jonah for Emma's father. Feeling uncomfortable, it's made worse for Jonah when Adam shows up and the photographer compliments his height and looks. Finding Jonah keeping to himself, Amy encourages him to mingle. Calling her parents Ron and Connie Sosa over, Jonah's compliments to them fall flat and he excuses himself to go buy some ice for the party. As the DJ announces Emma's formal entrance, Jonah comes through the presentation arch with bags of ice. Emma bumps into him, he fumbles the bags and one spills open, ruining Emma's special moment. Jonah stammers an apology and leaves. A relative makes a speech on chastity and passes the mic to Jonah whose emphatic refusal to speak makes it sound like he doesn't care about Emma. Amy has to stop him during his long-winded apology. Outside, Amy jokes with Jonah about him leaving but actually, wants him to stay but not be so noticeable. Jonah sits alone at a table until Emma sits beside him and stares into space. As Jonah apologizes, she stops him and confesses that she's high. The DJ clears the dance floor and announces the father-daughter dance. Afraid Adam will discover she's high, Emma refuses to get up until reassured by Jonah. However, walking strangely to Adam, she turns back and Jonah intercedes, saying he'd like to have a dance with her first. Adam, Amy, the DJ and Connie protest, but Jonah refuses to let Emma go. The party over, Jonah apologizes to Amy who reveals that Emma confessed to being high. Thanking Jonah, she says she wants to know right away the next time one of her kids is on drugs.
"Cloud Green": As the store's green ambassador, Jonah reads from a pamphlet which is very outdated. He tries to get Marcus, Cheyenne and Sandra interested in planting trees but once they find out they're not getting paid for it, they decline. Jonah is disappointed to see fake names on a sign-up sheet for Earth Day activities which leads Garrett to kid him that he's the Bono of the store. After Mateo and Sayid complain to Jonah about several green measures he's taken, Jonah gets frustrated and offers to give the green ambassador role up, which Cheyenne accepts. Garrett tricks Jonah into wearing a pair of sunglasses that resemble Bono's while Cheyenne takes Jonah's green ambassador button. Cheyenne starts a "Green Team" meeting while Jonah sits on the sidelines. They critisize Jonah when he points out their scope is too big and they're not really doing anything to help the planet. Watching Cheyenne, Mateo, Marcus and Sayid take pictures to post on social media, Jonah points out they're not doing anything to help the environment. Garrett believes Jonah misses being in charge and compares him to Bono again. Jonah starts his own environmental group up which Marcus dubs the "Green Posse" with Sandra, Ted, Marcus, Earl, Heather, and Roxy. Saying it'll be a "direct action" group, Garrett comes by and guesses Jonah started the group to be in charge. Denying this, Marcus offers to be leader which Jonah quickly shoots down.
"Scanners": After Amy shows the staff scanners that customers can use to pay for items, Cheyenne, Garrett and Jonah are amazed at their range and accuracy in identifying products. In the Warehouse, the staff divide into two teams, "Team Soup" led by Jonah and "Team Yogurt" led by Garrett. Putting a UPC sticker for their team's product on their vest, they plan a duel in the store to see which team can scan the other team "out." Amy tells Jonah she's feeling guilty for Dina taking the blame for the work schedule. Seeing Garrett trying to shoot him with a scanner, Jonah hugs Amy and picks her up, covering his UPC sticker. Garrett unsuccessfully tries to lure Jonah to a department so he can shoot him. As Glenn and Jonah are helping a customer, they hear Cheyenne scream. Running over, she cries she's been bitten on the ankle. Garrett rolls out from behind a display and shoots them both. However, Jonah reveals his UPC sticker is for yogurt, which eliminates a person from Garrett's team. The four argue about which team won. Seeing Jonah sitting outside the store on a bench, Amy sits beside him, exhausted. She informs him that almost all his hours the following week were given to other staff to fulfill Dina's promise. Joking that he'll be evicted, Amy invites him to live with her.
"CLOUD9FAIL": After a defamatory tweet about the store gets the staff more hours from corporate, Jonah proposes he and Amy tweet more in-store problems from fake accounts to get even more hours. Seeing Dina and Justine looking at more tweets, Amy and Jonah fake ignorance of them which Jonah almost blows. After corporate identifies that an employee is sending the tweets, they send Luanne who provides evidence to the staff. While Jonah shifts uncomfortably, Amy tries to get Luanne to back off but she indicates she's not leaving until the identity of the tweeter is found. In private, Jonah tells Amy that if caught, he'll say he acted alone. In Amy's office, Luanne tells Amy and Jonah websites the culprit visited on his phone, which match Jonah's interests. Amy and Jonah both lie that many staff could have done so. Once Sandra is wrongly blamed for the tweets, Jonah tries to take responsibility but the staff's admiration for Sandra supposedly standing up to corporate makes her play the part of the abused worker.
"Sandra's Fight": In the store, Amy and Jonah wonder if Sandra's union stance is just so she can get attention. After being accused of being mean, Garrett seeks solace from Jonah who doesn't given him any. In the Warehouse, Amy asks for Dina and Jonah's help in quietly stopping Sandra from speaking about unionizing which Jonah is uneasy with. Amy asks Jonah to attend the union meeting and ensure it doesn't get out of hand. The union meeting is held in the store after hours where Sandra introduces labor organizer Robin Green. Jonah is negative at the meeting and is accused by Sandra of being anti-union because he's sleeping with Amy. Jonah points out several realities such as retail dying and that the staff have no education. Saying their current conditions are the best most of them will ever get, it puts a damper on everyone's enthusiasm. However, he feels guilty for going against his beliefs. Glenn rues the lost opportunity to Jonah, which makes him more guilty. Amy tells Jonah to give her details of who was most ardent at the union meeting so she can monitor them. Refusing, he accuses her of looking after her own job but immediately apologizes. As Sandra unsuccessfully tries to get Joanna to sign a union card, Jonah completes one and gives it to her.
"Employee Appreciation Day": In the store, Amy announces it's "Employee Appreciation Day" with perks for the staff such as free ice cream and massages. Jonah derides Amy's announcement as an attempt to stop staff from submitting union cards. Amy and Jonah watch the staff get ice cream. Jonah derides the attempts to squash the union while Amy defends her actions. In the Break Room, Amy and Dina show the staff an anti-union video starring MC Cool Cloud. Amy and Jonah argue their positions in front of the staff. Amy points out that unions aren't always the answer but when Jonah reminds her of the lack of maternity leave, she touts she's never having children again, which makes Jonah wonder about their future. When ICE is called to the store, Amy runs into Jonah and says she's done being loyal to corporate. In the Warehouse, Amy gathers a number of staff and asks for ideas to get Mateo out of the store. Jonah suggests they get the staff to call everyone they know to the store and hope that the crowd will allow Mateo to slip out. Amy is concerned to find that Jonah and Kelly still keep in touch. Having reviewed the payroll records, at customer service, Agent Robson tells Amy, Garrett and Jonah they're looking for Mateo. Lying that they don't know him, Robson notices a picture of Mateo on the wall. Amy leaves while Garrett and Jonah still claim ignorance. Outside the store, the staff and customers watch as Mateo is driven away by ICE. As Glenn puzzles what to do, Jonah can't think of anything.